"By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it." ~George Burns
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." ~George Burns
“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate." ~George Burns
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." ~George Burns
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." ~George Burns
