"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, and occasional animal and the common cold." ~Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them." ~Ogden Nash
"Men and women everywhere would have a lot more chance of acquiring recreation and fame and financial independence if they didn't have to spend most of their time and money tending and supporting two or three unattractive descendants." ~Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." ~Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." ~Ogden Nash
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." ~Ogden Nash
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." ~Ogden Nash
"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~Ogden Nash
"To keep love brimming in the loving cup, when you're wrong admit it and when you're right shut up!" ~Ogden Nash
VERSE
“From whence arrived the praying mantis?
From outer space, or lost Atlantis?
glimpse the grin, green metal mug
at masks the pseudo-saintly bug,
Orthopterous, also carnivorous,
And faintly whisper, Lord deliver us.”
~Ogden Nash
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