"Where there is peace, God is." ~George Herbert

"Carve your blessings in stone." ~Anon
"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again." ~William Penn
"Dictum sapienti sat est - A word to a wise person is sufficient." ~Cicero Ovid Seneca

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2/21/12

George Carlin Quotes


"Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things." ~George Carlin

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dump enough to passively accept their situation." ~George Carlin

"Governments don't want an intelligent population because people who can think critically can't be ruled. They want a public just smart enough to pay taxes and dumb enough to keep voting and electing corrupt politicians." ~George Carlin

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete...” ~George Carlin

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." ~George Carlin

"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist. " ~George Carlin 

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." ~George Carlin

"Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say the glass is too big." ~George Carlin

"The awareness is growing by the day that the USA is the largest terrorist in the world. The day of reckoning is near. We know who you are. The world can be fooled some time but not all the time!" ~George Carlin, Comment on The CIA’s Cloddish ISIS Attack on Duterte | F. William Engdahl

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.” ~George Carlin

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~George Carlin

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." ~George Carlin

"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body." ~George Carlin

"We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, watch tv too much. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years." ~George Carlin, THE FREE THOUGHT PROJECT

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