“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
"Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic—you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner." ~Jerry Seinfeld
“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
