"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." ~Kin Hubbard
“Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.” ~Kin Hubbard
“Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.” ~Kin Hubbar
“It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it” ~Kin Hubbard
“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed” ~Kin Hubbard
“It's the good loser who finally loses out.” ~Kin Hubbard on Loss
“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.” ~Kin Hubbard
“Many a family tree needs trimming” ~Kin Hubbard
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best” ~Kin Hubbard
"The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket." ~Kin Hubbard
“The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son” ~Kin Hubbard
“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them” ~Kin Hubbard
“There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.” ~Kin Hubbard
“When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money” ~Kin Hubbard
