"A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast." ~Groucho Marx
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself:"Home is where you hang your head." ~Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I — not events — have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet.
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." ~Groucho Marx
"Humor is reason gone mad." ~Groucho Marx
"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives." ~Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ~Groucho Marx
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." ~Groucho Marx
"My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one." ~Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~Groucho Marx
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." ~Groucho Marx
"She may look like an idiot, talks like an idiot but don't let that fool you, she really is an idiot" ~Groucho Marx
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." ~Groucho Marx
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.” ~Groucho Marx
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ~Groucho Marx
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