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DOUG LARSON Quotes


"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." ~Doug Larson 

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as Bacon." ~Doug Larson 

"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days." ~Doug Larson

“Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect." Doug Larson

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." ~Douglas Larson

"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living." ~Doug Larson

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk." ~Doug Larson

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